1. rnedia:

    i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

    (Source: neptunain, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  2. debonairest:

    shiestynigga:

    i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

    geraldine

    (Source: coloursautomatic, via gnarly)

     
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  6. queerpotters:

    sherlocksmyth:

    I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

    (Source: marvelcolm, via guy)

     

    1. High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
    2. Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
    3. Actual College Professor: lol same.
     
  7. Tagged #fem
     

  8. furr:

    catholicnun:

    Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

    h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

    (via guy)

     

  9. rachelisaflameprincess:

    bendydicks:

    considerthishippie:

    Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

    oh

    i was not prepared for that

    (via guy)

     
  10. trust:

    kingtrinbago:

    The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

    what a time to be alive

     
  11. super-slurpees:

    Excuse me?

    (via canadumb)

     

  12. Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

    arlert-armin:

    vvntheshort:

    iswearimnotadumbblonde:

    urethrafranklin:

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    I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

    If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

    im going to be this father

    (Source: thighrabanks, via perks-of-being-chinese)

     
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  14. "When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you."
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    Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

    AHaha. haaaa. hh.

    (via thefeministbookclub)

    (via 50thousand)

    Tagged #fem