2. weallheartonedirection:

    Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

  3. (Source: sheldony, via krisjenwhore)

    Tagged #bey

  4. slihgtlydyslexic:


    prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

    then prepare for skeleton war


    (via fuckyeahloldemort)


  5. firelorcl:

    hairstyles change your entire appearance don’t even try to tell me they don’t

    (via joshpeck)

  6. kingorb:

    me as hell

    (Source: flowerco, via krisjenwhore)



  8. shattystrashstache:

    real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

    (Source: topchelf, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

  9. lacigreen:


    The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

    have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women.  it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

    Tagged #jen

  10. lhommewalk:

    i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

    (via sorry)

  11. Tagged #simpsons
  13. buddhabrot:


    found two kitties cuddling by the sea

    NO WAY this made my year

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

    Tagged #aw

  14. theamazingindi:



    please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

    queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

    the fact i’m seeing reblogs slow down despite the fact there is still news breaking is concerning

    (Source: angel-scum, via fuckyeahloldemort)


  15. redeyemaniac:

    By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

    but not all chambers

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)